I mean I already had one relationship this year….so…it’s clearly gonna be awhile until it occurs again
Anonymous said: O hai der. Your dick is a landmark, now it's a landshark.
My dick is too small to be a landmark
caramelheart said: maybe one day ill get a real life sized alpaca like omgah.
I like alpacas.
caramelheart said: Black person gets a question: "How did you get so tan?"
By eating watermelons.
Anonymous said: Your face resembles of an alpaca.
DOES THAT MEAN I LOOK LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER? OMG.
Anonymous said: Lyke omhgod like omgahed. LIKE I CANT EVEN LYKE U TELL ME WHATS OMG RIGHT NOW.
Wut.
Anonymous said: Your intelligence looks like your ass.
My ass is pretty damn ugly.
