Anonymous said: O hai der. Your dick is a landmark, now it's a landshark.
My dick is too small to be a landmark
said: maybe one day ill get a real life sized alpaca like omgah.
I like alpacas.
Anonymous said: ARE YOU MEXICAN? I like Mexicans.
said: Black person gets a question: "How did you get so tan?"
By eating watermelons.
Anonymous said: Your face resembles of an alpaca.
DOES THAT MEAN I LOOK LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER? OMG.
Anonymous said: Lyke omhgod like omgahed. LIKE I CANT EVEN LYKE U TELL ME WHATS OMG RIGHT NOW.
Anonymous said: Your intelligence looks like your ass.
My ass is pretty damn ugly.